Longhaired Radical Socialist Jew
(The Gospel Song)
Well, Jesus was a homeless lad
With an unwed mother and an absent dad.
And I really don´t think he would have gotten that far
If Newt, Pat and Jesse had followed that star.
So let´s all sing our praises to
that long-haired radical socialist Jew.
When Jesus taught the people he
Would never charge a tuition fee,
He just look some fishes and some bread
And served up free school lunches instead.
So let´s all sing out praises to
That longhaired radical socialist Jew.
He healed the blind and made them see
He brought the lame to their feet
Rich and poor, any time, anywhere
Just pioneering that free health care.
So let`s all sing our praises to
That longhaired radical socialist Jew.
Jesus hung wth a low-life crowd
But those working stiffs sure did him proud.
Some were murderers, thieves and whores
But at least they didn´t do it as legislators.
So let´s all sing out praises to
That longhaired radical socialist Jew.
Jesus lived in troubled times
the religious right was on the rise,
Oh what could have saved him from his terrible fate?
Separation of church and state.
So let´s all sing out praises to
That longhaired radical socialist Jew.
Sometimes I fall into deep despair,
When I hear those hypocrites on the air...
But every Sunday gives me hope
When pastor, deacon, priest, and pope
Are all singing out their praises to
Some longhaired radical socialist Jew.
They´re all singing out their praises to
Some longhaired radical socialist Jew.
