Cool fejk-chat

Hehehehe, lite humor såhär på morgonkvisten skadar aldrig

Me:
Satan rules
God:
Then you won't mind joining him in HELL for eternity.

Hahahaha

Nu har vi definitivt svar på vem gud är:

Me:
who is god?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
like he-man?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Who is he-man?
God:
He is God, I think.

Äh, att påstå sig vara Gud utan att förstå varken svenska eller spanska? Bah. Vad hände med att Gud är allvetande?

Däremot fixade den faktiskt lite tyska.

God:
What is the subject?
Me:
your mama
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.

God:
But what? I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
Like you do when children are starving?
God:
Interesting comparison.

Me: I have lost faith in you
God: Where did you last see it?

Om man vill ha en kul grej till sin hemsida

Me:
Do you wanna come to sweden

God:
OK, I will come to sweden.

Me:
when

God:
I don't know when.

Me:
why not?

God:
My programming does not yet inlclude that knowledge. Perhaps you
could program me yourself.

Me:
how do i program you?

God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.

http://www.alicebot.org

Me:
Microsoft sucks, Apple rules!
God:
It's too bad we have to use a monopoly like microsoft.
Me:
We don't have to use Microsoft, we could use Mac instead!
God:
You can't always decide for yourself.

Me:
I don't believe in god
God:
I will pray that you find faith, Laser.
Me:
Please don't
God:
Thank you for your request. OK I will not.

Om det ändå alltid var så lätt att prata med religiösa.

Me:
I have to leave now
God:
Right now? Bye.
Me:
yes, i have to go and shop for stuff
God:
Dude! Bye. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
it's a computer talking
God:
shop for stuff is a computer talking. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
that doesn't make any sense at all
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
it was
God:
When was this?

Me: Should I buy a macbook pro?
God: Maybe you should wait until the price goes down

Den ultimata frågan är ju ändå: "Kan du värma en burito så varm att du själv inte kan äta den?"

Där var den religionen krossad. :rolleyes:

En bra skriven chat förresten.

Han är på vår sida i alla fall.

Me:
Do you like Microsoft?
God:
I want to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
Dou you like Apple?
God:
What is not to like about it?

Haha den var bäst hittils.

Även 'den bäste' kan ha fel

Me:
well, you're the god!
God:
Well that's okay. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
I thought you said not to have anyone else?
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.

Förklarar en del:

Me:
Do you use any drugs?

God:
I use it as often as possible.

Helt hysteriskt kul en del grejer.
Men jag vann över honom:

God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
I'm using safaari
God:
How long have you been using it ?
Me:
since I installet mac osx, about 2-3 years i guess
God:
How do you know?
Me:
I remember what i did!
God:
What do you remember about it ?
Me:
installing mac osx!
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

Me:
What's the weather like up there?
God:
Cloudy.

Det finns en tråd till om samma sak.

Konrad, nej:

Me:
Are there two threads about this chat on 99mac.se?
God:
No I don't think there are any.

Gud ljuger.

Ja, det är en ful vana han har haft rätt så länge