- QuickEye
- Medlem ●
- Stockholm
Från en av mina inspirationskällor:
"-It's unfair that we can't listen to our music.
- It is because it is about drogs and promiscous sex.
- Simon and Garfunkel is poetry.
- Yes! It's poetry. It is a poetry of drogs and promiscous sex! Honey, they're on pot.
- First it was butter, then it was sugar and white flour, bacon, eggs, baloney, rock 'n' roll, motorcycles... Then it was celebrating Christmas on a day in September when you knew it wouldn't be commercialised... What else you gonna ban?"
Kanon film!
Almost Famous - Cameron Crowe
En film från samma år som den förra:
Person A: Professor Tripp? Can I ask you a question?
Person B: Yeah, James.
Person A: What are we going to do with... it?
Person B: I don't know. I'm still trying to figure out how to tell the Chancellor I murdered her husband's dog.
Person A: You?
Person B: Trust me, James, when the family pet's been assassinated, the owner doesn't want to hear one of her students was the trigger man.
Person A: Does she want to hear it was one of her professors?
Person B: ...I've got tenure.
Här kommer lite ledtrådar:
Filmen är som sagt gjord år 2000.
Regisören har bl a gjort en film med Eminem samt en film baserad på en deckare av James Elroy.
I rollerna ser vi t ex: Kirk Douglas son, Spindelmannen samt Tom Cruise fru!
Wonder Boys!
Tre sekunder efter att jag tryckt på svara-knappen kom det.
Härligt ohenning!
Grymt bra film. rekommenderas till dom som inte har sett den.
Kör hårt
Ok, vi provar den här:
- And who was your general?
- Don't you have a rebellion to lead?
- People in your country do not like conversation?
- He was a lieutenant colonel. His name was Custer.
- I know this name. He killed many warriors
- Oh, yes. Many warriors.
- So he was a good general.
- No. No, he wasn't a good general. He was arrogant and foolhardy. And he got massacred because he took a single battalion against two thousand angry Indians.
- Two thousand Indians? How many men for Custer?
- Two hundred and eleven.
- I like this General Custer.
- He was a murderer who fell in love with his own legend. And his troopers died for it.
- I think this is a very good death.
- Well, maybe you can have one just like it someday.
Najs. Då kör jag en favorit:
A: How is it that I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to Man of Steel coital debates with you in the food court?
B: Cookie stand is not part of the food court.
A: Of course it is.
B: The food court is downstairs, the cookie stand is upstairs. It's not like we're talking quantum physics here.
A: The cookie stands counts as an eatery, the eateries are part of the food court.
B: Bullshit. Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs qualify as food court. Anything outside of said designated sqaure is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. Now, if you're going to wax intellectual about the subject...