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Quit worryin'! You'll be back on your knees in no time!

Person A: Professor Tripp? Can I ask you a question?
Person B: Yeah, James.
Person A: What are we going to do with... it?
Person B: I don't know. I'm still trying to figure out how to tell the Chancellor I murdered her husband's dog.
Person A: You?
Person B: Trust me, James, when the family pet's been assassinated, the owner doesn't want to hear one of her students was the trigger man.
Person A: Does she want to hear it was one of her professors?
Person B: ...I've got tenure.

- And who was your general?
- Don't you have a rebellion to lead?
- People in your country do not like conversation?
- He was a lieutenant colonel. His name was Custer.
- I know this name. He killed many warriors
- Oh, yes. Many warriors.
- So he was a good general.
- No. No, he wasn't a good general. He was arrogant and foolhardy. And he got massacred because he took a single battalion against two thousand angry Indians.
- Two thousand Indians? How many men for Custer?
- Two hundred and eleven.
- I like this General Custer.
- He was a murderer who fell in love with his own legend. And his troopers died for it.
- I think this is a very good death.
- Well, maybe you can have one just like it someday.

A: How is it that I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to Man of Steel coital debates with you in the food court?
B: Cookie stand is not part of the food court.
A: Of course it is.
B: The food court is downstairs, the cookie stand is upstairs. It's not like we're talking quantum physics here.
A: The cookie stands counts as an eatery, the eateries are part of the food court.
B: Bullshit. Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs qualify as food court. Anything outside of said designated sqaure is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. Now, if you're going to wax intellectual about the subject...

D'you know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes look like, Eric. But they're still the same. Pissholes in the snow.

You're a big man but you're out of shape. With me, it's a full time job... now behave yourself!