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Why do I do this? Three reasons: the pay is good, the scenery changes, and they let me use explosives.

Buttercup: You mock my pain.
Westley: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Fezzik: We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.
Man in Black: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Fezzik: [brandishing rock] I could kill you now.
Man in Black: I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.
Fezzik: It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.

Count Rugen: [Rugen draws his sword and lunges at Inigo who then forces the blade to his left shoulder. Again Rugen lunges at Inigo and the blade is deflected to Inigo's right arm]
Inigo Montoya: [Rugen swings his sword but Inigo blocks it and then begins advancing] Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.
Inigo Montoya: [He falls on a table. Rugen attacks and Inigo blocks four times before he continues to advance]
Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.
Count Rugen: [Now Rugen attacks five times and Inigo blocks every single one]
Inigo Montoya: [Louder] Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.
Count Rugen: Stop saying that!

You're eating maggots.

-How're those maggots?
-Huh?
-Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?

- Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is this?? This my security escort?!
- We are spread a little bit thin right now.
- OK, but you need to know that if we come under fire, you're gonna have to put your lives on the line to protect me.
- Rodney!
- I mean the ZPM. You protect the ZPM at all costs... and me. Am I wrong?

Man you've gotta shave before leaving home in a skirt like that - and I don't mean the legs.